This busybody, about a year later, I got into it with her husband and ended up hitting him in front of police. I got a restraining order after that so there hasn’t been much communication there. There are two others that I war constantly with. They are some immigrants that pile into these houses, though. I put up “Don’t Tread on Me” flags up all around our house even though I’m not Republican. I got them because I know the one next door (not the one I hit - the other one) hates snakes. Granted, these two are pretty darn bad neighbors. The one was sued by the HOA, I found out. I can take it a little over the top, though. I absolutely hate Muslims so that HAS to be what moves around us.
When you’re growing up, you never expect that at 43 years of age, you’ll have a police sergeant at your house telling you that he’s proud of you because your name hasn’t shown up on any police reports lately, and there haven’t been any calls about you.
Neighbors never try to tell me what to do because I’m crazy as hell. This busybody one next door, who is on the HOA, approached me when I was painting my house. She complimented the color then asked, BTW did you get it approved by the HOA? I just gave her an ice cold stare. She said that she’d try her best to “shepherd it through” then awkwardly walked away. Sure enough, now we have a seafoam green house, probably the only one in all of the midwest (I’ll be on the beach someday.). I sweated that because husband had looked it up and didn’t see anything about color changes needing permission. I’m sure I’ve threatened every member of the HOA at one time or other (without even knowing who’s on it) so I don’t know why I was worried.
Hello,hope y'all doin good, i came to Quora to share my strange story , a very weird one , a story when luck smiled at me ,maybe u will enjoy it , let's begin,have fun...
A year ago ,I was a real porn addicted(btw I was 18) ,but never had sex before, I don't have a gf I didn't try to find one even ,always thinking to go to find a sex worker but then I just don't , everyday watching different bodies getting fucked and everyday enjoying.
One day, I was watching porn, a big ass lady with big boobs ,just after seeing her the image of my female cousin poped in my mind, (let's introduce her : she's 35 years old , very big ass , nice boobs ,not very big but nice,always wearing tight clothes , she's divorced ) and I thought of me fucking her ,I never had sexual desires for her but now I do days went by and when I met her I was so horny ,I couldn't stay with the family cz my penis was clearly erected , I realized this is my first time I get horny for one of my family ,it not illegal in my country.well to make a long story short( if u want details just text me I will tell u 😊),I decided to give her signs that I want to fuck her,finally I decided to have sex and with my cousin , I thought it is the best beggining for me, i started touching her when I came across her in a narrow place , make her feel my hard cock when we hug , I thought it will hard and I will be ashamed but no , I felt nothing and she said nothing , probably she thought it was by mistake,anyways, I decided then to talk with her about sex, waited for her to be alone in a room and talk with her, I confessed everything about me watching porn and addicted..etc,she said it's normal and u are growing up and u must have sex,well at that time I was like whaaat????? Well I didn't control myself and asked her for sex ( horny like I Ve never been before) she said that she will think Abt it ,2 weeka went by then she called me ,telling that she reserved a room in a hotel and we meet tonight ,we met,and bruuhh, sex is great , I mean, I had to find a pirstitue ,what I was waiting for to have such a feeling ????, I will never forget that night, I started kissing her she was kissing hard ,she misses sex so bad , she sucked my dick and swallowed my semen ,I felt I'm in a dream , then when fucked ,her ass was very big and the anus was open ,didn't struggle to get my hard cock inside it , she was obviously missing sex , she was shouting ,fuck me yh fuck me , I go fast after every word until I cum , we did that 3 times , then we went to her pussy , using condoms I fucked her so hard the moans were higher , everything was perfect ,in the end I asked her to lick her body , licked pussy ,ass, boobs,then she sucked my cock until we sleeped ,all I know that she was dirty ,well before even having sex with her I knew she is an open minded woman , and a woman that looks that she donesnt know anything , but she knows everything, but never expected having sex with her ,well she was horny and that helped...but no one of us regretted that sex ever..
We still have sex from time to time ,and I started having sex with sex workers , joining threesomes..etc
If u want pics of her text me.
